me introducing myself
[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?
"Girls who say they like superheroes are lying so boys will-"
"Girls who wear superhero shirts are attention seeking they just want boys to like th-"
"Girls only want to go to Comic Con so they can dress slutty so boys will-"
"Girls who say they like anything are only trying to get boys to-"